Dear MacBook...would you please stop with that whole multi-coloured wheel thing you've got going on? I want to type and I want to type now. Please be faster?
Dear Netflix...will you please get American Horror Show season four already?
Dear winter sky...don't ever stop being that whimsical shade of pink, will you?
Dear quinoa...where have you been all my life? You really did spritz up today's boring old salad. We shall be having another lunchtime date again soon, k?
Dear cacti...how often am I supposed to water you? I don't want to drown you but you're looking a little dehydrated.
Dear toffee nut syrup...I'm glad you only come out in winter, otherwise we'd have a serious addiction problem.
Dear Oscar...these snoozy morning goodbye hugs are seriously becoming my favourite kind.
Dear electric blanket...I think you're my soul mate.
Dear festive candles...can I please burn you all year round?
Dear dear little Moka espresso pot...I'm sorry for putting you in the dishwasher :( You've lost all of your sparkle and I fear it's time to go to Moka pot heaven.
Dear ScotRail...why are your trains so expensive? I would rather spent my £15.70 on lipstick or coffee or both.
Dear Lucy...I do love how excited you get when I come home to my Mum's, little dog, but please stop ripping my brand new tights.
Dear robins...please don't stop frolicing around my garden. You are my favourite festive visitor.
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